bachynski

Picture this: It’s 11 PM. I’m trying to wind down, read a book (paper, not Kindle, because I’m trying to be better), and suddenly my wrist buzzes. It…

So, I woke up this morning with a distinct, circular imprint of a watch face stamped onto my left cheek. It wasn't a great look. I’ve been wearin…

Picture this:  It’s 11:30 PM. I’m standing in my kitchen, holding a glass of water, whispering aggressively at a small plastic cylinder. "Turn o…

I’m going to say something that might make you clutch your iPhone 17 a little tighter. Smartphones have become incredibly boring. There. I said it. …

Picture this: It’s 11:30 PM. I’m lying in bed, bathed in the sickly blue glow of my phone, scrolling through short-form videos of people power-washin…

Look, I was the biggest skeptic. I remember the Google Glass era. I remember the "Glassholes." I remember seeing people wearing those cybo…

Look, I love my desktop rig. It’s got enough RGB lighting to signal passing aircraft and a GPU that cost more than my first car. But let’s be real fo…

Look, I love music. I played bass in a garage band in high school. We were terrible. I mean, genuinely offensive to the ears. But we had  spirit . F…

Look, I tried. I really did. For about three years, I was a Notion evangelist . I had databases inside of databases. I had a " Life OS " te…

Let’s be honest: writing syntax is  so  2023. If you are still memorizing regex patterns or fighting with webpack configurations manually, you are pl…